yesterday was my birthday
today i was surprised by some lovely people. here’s what they look like
scott and henry
i love anthony chong
i got a hula hoop and a frog picnic basket. good useful stuff that i’m definitely bringing to college…
thanks to adorable and lisa and andrew (andrew basically did everything…)
i would have posted sooner, but i had a couple tests i needed to fail first..
on thursday we left for utah. to sing.
we were told that we would be on good morning america…but it turned out that we were going to be on utah news (“most watched utah morning news!” yesss good MORMING!!!) so we woke up pretty early and sang on these steps. hint: gary jin, back row second from the right
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gary is too tall for this chair
ski jump ramp at the olympic park
choulai bobseld team
jamie dreams about killing people…with objects like pens. and when he describes his dreams he says creepy things like “and they just won’t die so i keep going”
yea irene…and jiang lao shi..
and of course no trip is complete without one stop at a giant hole in the ground…
came back on sunday just in time to fail school in every way possible and dream about going to the bathroom many times and waking up to realize that i really actually had to pee…
on the plane back from philadelphia i saw this movie:
made me feel like i was 9, but it was nice in some parts. the guy sitting next to me probably thinks i’m an idiot. that and i also fell asleep before the plane took off.
hopefully after a few more entries i’ll be able to write something longer
today
at our performace
we were mic checking
and i told the guys to look at the audience
to get a feel for the environment
and choose people to look at
and i said
“like for me, i’m goign to look at that girl in the second row”
“she’s frikkin hot”
and my mic was on….
i had to avoid her for the rest of the night.
Robomorph8: bring in test prep books tomorrow
D00FUSKID 2000: hahhaha
Robomorph8: don’t be lame
Robomorph8: join the game
D00FUSKID 2000: but test prep books are so fun
D00FUSKID 2000: plus i like to study.. right J-sun?
Robomorph8: oh shiat there you go
Robomorph8: always gots to be frontin my flow
D00FUSKID 2000: you’re not taking my books from me
D00FUSKID 2000: i’d rather have a bowl of kim-chee
Robomorph8: just bring in books do a good deed
Robomorph8: and then when you’re done you can ride a steed
D00FUSKID 2000: but i want to save my texts for posterity’s sake
D00FUSKID 2000: cuz its prep books that make my intelligence un-fake
Robomorph8: screw the kids help make some dough
Robomorph8: or else asb will end up po’
D00FUSKID 2000: or maybe i’ll start selling my books to undercut your business
D00FUSKID 2000: just like NaCl stops soda’s fizziness
D00FUSKID 2000: actually that’d be really awful to do
D00FUSKID 2000: but the “business rhyme” is pretty coo’
Robomorph8: well in the end it’s up to you
Robomorph8: but asb will love you if you choose
D00FUSKID 2000: i’ll keep that in mind
D00FUSKID 2000: when deciding whether or not to be kind
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Robomorph8: just trying to appeal to you appetite
Robomorph8: guess you’d rather like to have an apple slice
D00FUSKID 2000: <>
D00FUSKID 2000: // ive seen more bug free stuff coming from mice
Robomorph8: i liken my skills to those of a ghetto rapper
Robomorph8: so rhyming the vowels is all that i’m after
D00FUSKID 2000: you couldve at least passed it off as artistic flair
D00FUSKID 2000: instead of making it seem like you don’t care
Robomorph8: i just slant my rap with a gangsta lean
Robomorph8: to white people who listen being relaxed is keen
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D00FUSKID 2000: good to know we’re on the same page
D00FUSKID 2000: like a pair of happy bacteriophage(s)
Robomorph8: hold on a second i got to go pee
Robomorph8: peeing brings the joy that will set you free
D00FUSKID 2000: when you’re back, i think you might want to know
D00FUSKID 2000: i just got a new list from our friend zhou
D00FUSKID 2000: its interesting — surprise you this might:
D00FUSKID 2000: in the top 20, one girl’s WHITE!
credit for this story goes to pandorable and her mom..and to the unknown person who wrote it
The Five Silly Bears
Silly 5: What a nice day! I like being here at the pond.
Silly 2: I do, too. Everything went well. We had a very good time. But we came here to catch fish, and none of us caught any.
Silly 5: I know. But it’s time to go home. Mother will be worried.
Silly 1: Yes, it’s getting dark—too dark to see all of us.
Silly 3: Well, I know that I’m here. Do you think something happened to one of us?
Silly 5: Well. I don’t. I’ll count us and see if one of us is missing. Here goes: one, two, three, four.
Silly 3: Oh, no! There were five of us when we came to the pond. You have counted only four.
Silly 2: A Silly Bear is missing.
Silly 4: Boohoo! Boohoo! One Silly Bear fell into the pond. What should we do?
Silly 2: We’ll have to pull him out!
Silly 3: Wait, let me think. Maybe you didn’t count every bear, Silly Five.
Silly 5: Yes, I did!
Silly 3: Well then, who’s missing?
Silly 1: Not me. And not you. It has to be a bear who isn’t here.
Silly 2: Look, here comes fox. He’s smart. Let’s ask him for help.
Silly 4: Fox can’t help us. We need someone strong to help us pull a Silly Bear out of the pond. Boohoo! Boohoo!
Fox: Why are you crying, you silly Bear?
Silly 4: One of us is missing, Fox! One of us fell into the pond.
Silly 5: Well, maybe. We know that when we came here, there were five Silly Bears. Now we count only four.
Silly 1: I’d like to find the missing Silly Bear, but I can’t see a thing!
Silly 4: We have to pull that Silly Bear out of the pond.
Fox: Wait, who did the counting?
Silly 5: I did.
Fox: Count again, Silly Bear Five. This time I’ll watch you.
Silly 5: One, two, three, four.
Silly 4: See Fox? We told you so. There are only four of us. Boohoo!
Fox: Wait, Silly Bear Four! There’s nothing to cry about. But there may be something to laugh about.
Silly 4: Something to laugh about? Have you found the missing Silly Bear?
Fox: No one is missing. Watch me count. One, two, three, four, five.
Silly 3: Five bears! When Silly Five counted, he counted only four bears!
Silly 5: Where did you find the missing bear? Did you pull him out of the pond? Or did I forget someone?
Fox: You forgot someone, Silly Five. When you counted, you forgot to count yourself!
Silly 5: Oh, that was silly of me.
Silly 1: Well, now that Fox has shown us that we are all here, we can go home.
All the bears: Thanks for find us, Fox. Good-bye!
Fox: Good-bye, you very Silly Bears. And don’t forget this, Silly Five. When counting Silly Bears, count yourself, too!
Silly 5: OK, Fox. You can count on me!
Super Doo Saves His Math Class on St. Patrick’s Day
By Abed Hamdan, age 10
There once was a boy named You Leave Me Alone who could not see the color blue. In its place, he only saw the color pink.
You Leave Me Alone, who also went by the nickname “Super Doo,” really hated math. His math teacher, Miss Annoying, wanted to keep Super Doo in her class forever, so she would give him math homework written in blue on pink paper. When Super Doo took his homework home, he only saw a blank pink piece of paper.
Miss Annoying had a pink face, pink hair, a blue dress with dark blue polka dots, and she always wore blue lipstick and blue eyeshadow. Miss Annoying made the class wear pink, and she dyed the class gerbil, Pinky, pink too. And her classroom was ENTIRELY blue, so when Super Doo went to class all he saw was pink, pink, pink and more pink.
There was another huge problem. Whenever he saw TOO MUCH pink (like every day in math class) Super Doo would turn into the Incredible Pinky Punk, who was like the Incredible Hulk, only he was pink and made it his mission to destroy ALL THINGS PINK. He knew that if he wanted to save his classmates and pet gerbil he would have to wear glasses that would tint everything green. Otherwise everyone would be destroyed.
So, Incredible Pinky Punk went to a leprechaun world where everything was green and bought some magical green glasses at the eyewear store.
His glasses saved his classmates, his gerbil, and Miss Annoying too. And everyone lived happily ever after (but Super Doo Knew that if Miss Annoying bothered him he could take off his glasses and bring back the Incredible Pink Punk).
