Super Doo Saves His Math Class on St. Patrick’s Day
By Abed Hamdan, age 10
There once was a boy named You Leave Me Alone who could not see the color blue. In its place, he only saw the color pink.
You Leave Me Alone, who also went by the nickname “Super Doo,” really hated math. His math teacher, Miss Annoying, wanted to keep Super Doo in her class forever, so she would give him math homework written in blue on pink paper. When Super Doo took his homework home, he only saw a blank pink piece of paper.
Miss Annoying had a pink face, pink hair, a blue dress with dark blue polka dots, and she always wore blue lipstick and blue eyeshadow. Miss Annoying made the class wear pink, and she dyed the class gerbil, Pinky, pink too. And her classroom was ENTIRELY blue, so when Super Doo went to class all he saw was pink, pink, pink and more pink.
There was another huge problem. Whenever he saw TOO MUCH pink (like every day in math class) Super Doo would turn into the Incredible Pinky Punk, who was like the Incredible Hulk, only he was pink and made it his mission to destroy ALL THINGS PINK. He knew that if he wanted to save his classmates and pet gerbil he would have to wear glasses that would tint everything green. Otherwise everyone would be destroyed.
So, Incredible Pinky Punk went to a leprechaun world where everything was green and bought some magical green glasses at the eyewear store.
His glasses saved his classmates, his gerbil, and Miss Annoying too. And everyone lived happily ever after (but Super Doo Knew that if Miss Annoying bothered him he could take off his glasses and bring back the Incredible Pink Punk).